Randy G.
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Lady goes to the doctor and asks, "I am thinking about getting pregnant and so I thought I would come for a checkup first."
DOCTOR: Good idea. Let's have a lookee see.
[After checkup then states] I want you to wait before conceiving. Give up coffee for two months, then come back and see me.
LADY: Two months? Really.
DOCTOR: Yes.
[two very long months pass]
LADY: OK Doctor. I have not had a drink of coffee in two months.
DOCTOR: Not a drop?
LADY: Nothing.
DOCTOR: OK then. Go ahead and conceive.
LADY: Are you sure? You're not even going to give me another checkup to make sure?
DOCTOR: That won't be necessary.
LADY: So what did stopping drinking coffee for TWO FREAKIN' MONTHS have to do with it!?
DOCTOR: I just wanted to make sure you really wanted to have kids.
DOCTOR: Good idea. Let's have a lookee see.
[After checkup then states] I want you to wait before conceiving. Give up coffee for two months, then come back and see me.
LADY: Two months? Really.
DOCTOR: Yes.
[two very long months pass]
LADY: OK Doctor. I have not had a drink of coffee in two months.
DOCTOR: Not a drop?
LADY: Nothing.
DOCTOR: OK then. Go ahead and conceive.
LADY: Are you sure? You're not even going to give me another checkup to make sure?
DOCTOR: That won't be necessary.
LADY: So what did stopping drinking coffee for TWO FREAKIN' MONTHS have to do with it!?
DOCTOR: I just wanted to make sure you really wanted to have kids.